widgenstain:

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(gif by charlesxxerik)

Reblogging for this gif because this is painfully accurate 

(via dirtyroyalconfessions)

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

(via whitewolfstark)

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

(via p-h-o-b-i-a-c)

solixlan:

Accidentally running over and destroying flowers in Animal Crossing

image

(via pokemonmasterbarbie)

meulin2spookyleijon:

catchingkatniss:

stealatimelord:

negative-euphoria-rabbit:

do-you-have-a-flag:

butitmight:

gryffindorteamseeker:

Season 2 deleted Scene.

THIS IS PERFECT

horse is my favourite companion

ARTHUR FOREVER.

Reblogging for him reciting companion rules to a horse.

I wish this wasn’t deleted lol it is perf

THAT’S WHY HE WANTED TO KEEP THE HORSE

(Source: alexvlahos, via whitewolfstark)

(Source: memewhore)

itstimetosmilee:

People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”

(via itstimetosmilee)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via pizzaturtle)

For the first time since I’ve lived on my own I can have a makeup station on my dresser!!!

For the first time since I’ve lived on my own I can have a makeup station on my dresser!!!

Today marked one week since I started my job. Now that it’s all starting to settle in, I’ve put together a list of the things I would really like to accomplish.

1) help pay down our debt. All of it.
2) new clothes to fit the new weight
3) tattoos- olde English AR on my wrist (my initials) and a sugar skull on my thigh. Of course there is more I want but these are the top two.
4) piercings! Nipples for sure, plus still considering some more in my ears.

Priorities.

They will not have my dragons, Dany vowed. They will not.

(Source: daeneryus, via withfireandblood)

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(Source: condom, via chrissyrippinbongs)

(Source: miaman, via dutchster)

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

(Source: pinterest.com, via anneboleyns)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via specksofhope)