girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
(gif by charlesxxerik)
Reblogging for this gif because this is painfully accurate
Accidentally running over and destroying flowers in Animal Crossing
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
(Source: meilleure--amie, via pizzaturtle)
Today marked one week since I started my job. Now that it’s all starting to settle in, I’ve put together a list of the things I would really like to accomplish.
1) help pay down our debt. All of it.
2) new clothes to fit the new weight
3) tattoos- olde English AR on my wrist (my initials) and a sugar skull on my thigh. Of course there is more I want but these are the top two.
4) piercings! Nipples for sure, plus still considering some more in my ears.
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
(Source: condom, via chrissyrippinbongs)